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Russ' Humor Page - Jokes and Stories |
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This is just a place for me to display all the great jokes I've been collecting during my net-life. Feel free to download them and share them with your friends, or if you feel like sharing with me, go ahead and mail me a joke or two, and I'll post it here on this page.
(I reserve the right to filter the jokes on the basis of humor and taste)
Refresh List
Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Might Say
164 Blonde Jokes
Darwin Awards Courtesy of Scott Iverson in WI:
200 Monkeys
52 Interesting Facts
A Woman's Random Thoughts
Anti Male-Bashing Jokes
Bedroom Golf Rules
Beer Quotations
Big Ol' Joke-A-Rama
The Bronze Rat
Early Morning Humor from Bumper Stickers:
Car Name Acronyms
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Computer Beer
Computer Illiteracy
Sad But True Story About A Poor Oklahoma Engineer
More Darwin Awards
Dear Earthling.
Didja Ever Just Wonder?
Didja Ever Just Wonder?
Double Negative
DP Man (Sung to the tune "Piano Man" by Billy Joel)
The Dr. Seuss version of the Tyson-Holyfield Fight:
The OJ trial as Told by Dr. Seuss
What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
Eleanor Rigby - Geek Version
What Is Electricity?
The End of the Raven
Energizer Bunny Death Notice
Frog Princess
Gardening Made Easy
Generation X Office Lingo
Halloween Humor
Hick Jokes
Q: How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
John And His Mom
Joke-A-Rama 01/18/2000
Joke-A-Rama 01/26/2000
Joke-A-Rama 02/02/2000
Joke-A-Rama 03/08/2000
Joke-A-Rama 03/16/2000
Joke-A-Rama 03/22/2000
Joke-A-Rama 04/03/2000
Joke-A-Rama 04/11/2000
Joke-A-Rama 04/18/2000
Joke A Rama 04/28/2000
Joke-A-Rama 05/01/2000
Joke-A-Rama 05/09/2000
Joke-A-Rama 05/15/2000
Joke-A-Rama 05/23/2000
Joke-A-Rama 05/30/2000
Joke-A-Rama 06/05/2000
Joke-A-Rama 06/13/2000
Joke-A-Rama 06/20/2000
Joke-A-Rama 06/26/2000
Joke-A-Rama 07/04/2000
Joke-A-Rama 07/11/2000
Joke-A-Rama 07/17/2000
Joke-A-Rama 07/24/2000
Joke-A-Rama 12/28/1999
Ken And Barbie's Christmas
Children's Book Titles You'll Never See
Late 90s Computer Viruses
104 Lightbulb Jokes
Math Over The Years
Men VS. Women
Microsoft Buys God
If Microsoft Made Cars...
Windows 2000 Release
Minnesota Guide To Technobabble
Monks
Mule And Man
Octopus In A Bar
Old Man Joke
Politically Correct and Legally Binding Holiday Wishes
Potential And Reality
Product Requirements
Programmer VS Engineer
Report Card
Santa denied VC funding, North Pole layoffs loom
School Excuses
Secret Of Wealth And Success
Similarities between drug dealers and software developers
88 ways to tell if you're stuck in the 80's
Stupidity
Super Granny
How Hot Is It In Hell - A True Story
The Mermaid
The Modern Raven
The New Priest
The Perfect Day (His VS Hers)
The Smarter Sex
The Three Worst Chinese Torture Tests
Top 10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex
Top ten reasons why a video game is better than a girlfriend
Top Ten Suggestions for Guys While Playing Golf and/or Taking a Leak in a Public Bathroom
Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
The Two Gods And Statues
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
What's Your Business Sign?
Yo Momma's SO Fat..
Yo Momma's SO Fat..
You know you drink too much coffee when....
You know you drink too much coffee when....
You Might Be A Jedi Redneck If...
You Might Be A Jedi Redneck If...
You Know You're Out Of College When...
You Know You're Out Of College When...
And You Thought Your Project Manager Was Bad
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